Please Touch My Dinghy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt action Bold red block text beneath

Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS

it’s not Christmas without Ellis trying to save the day—his way

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

" "DESERT YOU

White stencil-art portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide-brimmed hat

Please Touch My Dinghy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt action Bold red block text beneathAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered