The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white angular text below

Distressed white angular text below reads "FARTACUS" in matching style

CLASS D" above "BASEBALL CLUB" at the bottom

Stealing from Jobu remains the worst risk-reward calculation in baseball history

Long Beach's Barracudas joined the Western Baseball League in 1995

Deckard's dinner spot outlasted every replicant and most of downtown LA

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white angular text belowCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie