Large Marge Sent Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

"ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom

born from the most underwhelming birthday gift in bandit history

followed by "INDIANA-MICHIGAN LEAGUE - CLASS D" above a gold brushstroke underline

OH" in smaller navy text beneath

Large Marge Sent Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millionsDropping that name at the counter turned every trucker in the joint into a statue and sent plates crashing to the floor. Surviving that claymation face at age seven was basically a rite of passage nobody signed up for. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top. A vintage style white illustration of a semi truck cab shown from a front three quarter angle sits below,