Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal WI" above a posterized portrait

WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

star and sparkle shapes

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal WI" above a posterized portraitEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads