It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S with bold white sans-serif text

with bold white sans-serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg" printed on the purple half

Arched distressed white block text reads "FRUIT PICKERS" above a retro cartoon mascot of a golden-orange anthropomorphic peach swinging a bat

speckled treatment

" with "FAIRMONT

Arriving thirty minutes early in a tuxedo while sipping Jimmie's gourmet coffee is the entire Wolf brand

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S with bold white sans-serif textBilly Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for, proving street philosophy peaks right around late November. Thanksgiving dinner hits different when the jive turkey at the table is you. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "It Ain't Cool Being No" on the first line, "Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line, and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line, all centered in a weathered screen print style. Fit &