Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Large bold "Um" sits centered

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Arched black serif text reads "ANAHEIM" and "CALIF

Bidding two dollars on Contestants' Row is the only rational move in a universe where paperboys are loan sharks and dinner tries to crawl off your plate

Bigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation

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Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Large bold "Um" sits centeredJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white