Boobie Football by Hott Products Silicone Based Lubricants Waterproof: Splashproof — water resistant

Waterproof: Splashproof — water resistant but not safe for submersion

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warms to body temperature

There is something about the right size and the right shape that makes everything click into place for her

You picked something that punches well above its size

Boobie Football by Hott Products Silicone Based Lubricants Waterproof: Splashproof — water resistantThis is a novelty football shaped like a pair of breasts, built for actual outdoor and indoor use. It is not just a desk decoration. You can throw it, catch it, and use it like a real ball, which makes it a genuinely functional gag gift rather than something that sits in a drawer. The shape is exactly what you would expect, and it commits fully to the concept. It works best as a gift for a guy with a sense of humor, a party favor, or something to toss